A statue commemorating the 30th anniversary of the eradication of smallpox is being unveiled today in front of WHO headquarters by the Director-General of the World Health Organization, Dr Margaret Chan.
Oh, thank God, Defense Secretary Pete Kegbreath has freed his hairy-chested warfighters from the tyranny of annual flu shots. What kind of fool would force the manliest men who ever manned the ramparts to impurify their precious bodily fluids?Well,…