i think i’m gonna die in this HOUSE good morning friends. one thing about me is i can SLEEP. well, i have a hard time falling asleep but once i start getting that drowsy feeling and my head hits the pillow? oh it’s a wrap. goodNIGHT vietnam. i also cannot wake up for the life of me. i am notoriously awful at waking up early (any time before 9am—it used to be 11am but then yk real life and stuff). every morning i set at least 15 alarms. i have an alarm clock with wheels on it so that i have to get up and chase it in order to turn it off to avoid falling back into a sweet, sweet slumber. i’ve gone through two of those because i’ve thrown them against my wall in my sleep. the longest i slept was when i went to bed on a friday night (didn’t go out, didn’t have a crazy night) and i woke up on monday morning. i went to the hospital to make sure i didn’t slip into a coma somehow. i didn’t btw. i just love sleeping and im really really good at it.…