Posted on Oct 24, 2026 UTC

If every day the world seems like the absolute worst to you, just remember...

1.

The Italian sneezes:

My favourite kid I ever taught when I was a swim teacher was this little 4-year-old Italian boy. One time he sneezed and nobody said anything so he just went “what? No bless yous for Giacomo?”

12:00 AM - 14 Mar 2022

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2.

The important reminders:

When my daughter was 7 years-old she once interrupted a bedtime story to tell me, “In a pie-eating contest, it doesn’t matter if you win or lose because you get to eat pie.” I think about that a lot.

10:29 PM - 27 Sep 2022

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3.

The bone-chilling chants:

I am very, very sick but a neighbor just rode his bike down the street screaming "WE ARE NOT GETTING ANY MORE ANIMALS!!!" while being chased by his 3 small children on their (decreasingly smaller) bikes who kept chanting "HAMSTER! HAMSTER!…