Posted on Nov 11, 2026 UTC

Everyone thinks the things they do are completely normal. But as time marches on and we inch closer to eternity, I have some news: the little habits you’ve picked up give away your age and make it obvious you’re a millennial. I’m sorry to tell you, but it’s extremely obvious you’re a millennial if you...

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Leave voicemails like this:

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Default to peace signs when taking pictures:

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Carry a wallet:

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Make the very important distinction between BIG screen and SMALL screen for purchases:

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I mean, seriously:

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Always wait a few seconds:

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Never let it ring:

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Always say this:

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Drop a GIF every chance you get:

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Liberally use the word DUDE:

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Only speak in movie quotes:

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Keep all the "expensive boxes" just in case:

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Give everyone the Dude Where's My Car special:

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End every single sentence in LOL:

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Talk about the ancient medium of "music video":

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Drop a little cursive from time to time:

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Carry around a water bottle like…