N ever in a million years did I expect to like chocolate tortillas, and yet here I am recommending this Frankenstein’s monster: M&S’s Dark Chocolate Chilli Tortillas . I don’t know what subversive minds thought of this across the boardroom table, but they work. While you’re there, and if you like mint and chocolate, M&S’s Peppermint and Mint Chocolate Rolls are worth squirrelling away in your basket for eating while you write your Christmas cards (early mention).

If you like super-creamy milk chocolate but are trying to buy better quality, give Zotter’s Squaring the Circle 50% Milk with Date Sugar a go. It’s one of the creamiest milks I’ve tasted in recent times, and date sugar is still sugar, but we can all pretend it’s healthy.…