President Donald Trump (Joey Sussman/shutterstock.com)

Today's moment of levity/terror comes as The Orange Menace claims to never have heard of "a corner store" before. Unlike usual, convicted felon and more than 20 times accused of sexual assault, Donald Trump didn't say he invented the term; he just whined about it — as if "Corner Store" isn't descriptive enough.

Maybe Donnie is so New York that he only knows them as a "bodega?" I find it unlikely he was often popping into his local market to grab a few odds and ends to help one of his several discarded wives not prepare dinner.

Previously:

• Grandpa Puddin' Brains barrels past the last guardrail of reality

• Grandpa Pudding Brains sure sees some weird doctors

• Grandpa Pudding Brains sizes up Elvis for a fistfight at Graceland

• Grandpa Pudding Brains invokes Pearl Harbor like it's a punchline

• Grandpa Pudding Brains treats Epstein victims like a footnote, treats Pope like a rival

Alina Habba still doesn't know who or what she is talking…