Seattle Mariners starting pitcher Bryan Woo (22). IMAGN IMAGES via Reuters Connect

The Mariners visit the Astros, and I haven’t been this excited since Disney released the “Hannah Montana 20th Anniversary Special.”

The Mariners still don’t have their act together.

When Bryan Woo allowed 13 runs over nine innings, Seattle nearly called up Miley Cyrus. Woo got his act together by tossing a one-hitter and striking out nine Bravos over six innings.

Houston’s Tatsuya Imai hasn’t pitched since he gave up three runs to the Mariners in Seattle on April 10. Imai was shut down with “arm fatigue” after recording one out that day.

My arm is feeling fatigued just typing this paragraph, but I will fight through it.

Woo? Imai?…