Karoline Leavitt, USA Propaganda Queen. sticker spotted in Mandeville, Louisiana. photo: Jennifer Sandlin

After the latest alleged assassination attempt at a time the President really needed a distraction, the Mouth of Moron, Karoline Leavitt, is proudly standing in front of the press pool to make sure we all know the number one thing the United States cares about is protecting Donald Trump. If only the average felon got such concern.

It is pretty telling that after yet another alleged assassination attempt, the country actually doesn't much care. The event looked so staged, and so much is weird about the images we've seen from it, that I think people quickly stopped giving a darn.

Previously:

• Gaetz accuses Washington Post of inciting Trump's Assassination

• Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle resigns over attempted Trump assassination

• Ryan Routh: former Trump-supporting Hawaii handyman with a criminal past

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