Once you get past the major label formalities on Watch Dis! —the triumphant intro with a “ Dreams & Nightmares ” drop, too many “Spend Dat” remixes, 2000s nostalgia bait, Quavo —it’s pretty fun listening to Miami talk about diamonds and fucking on a bunch of Saturday-night-at-the-roller-rink beats. The retro swing of “Put Together” is a smooth backdrop to her taunting hook and sort of clunky but funny rhymes about how everybody wants her: “Girls wanna fuck me, on some rainbow shit/White men love me, on some Anglo shit.” She’s clowning on small dicks and any guy who isn’t a billionaire on the So So Def Bass All-Stars -inspired “Just Might Go,” which for some reason has a mailed-in Travis Scott verse tacked on. She links up with Rick Ross , Trina , and Trick Daddy on “Dade County” for a catchy tour through the 305 that works as an update of Anquette’s “ Shake It (Do the 61st) ” with a lot more self-mythologizing.
She’s got some clever concept tracks on the album, too.…