Opinion

Columnist and author April 18, 2026 — 5:41am

LIV Golf, you say?

So stuck in the quagmire of a blood-soaked bunker – with no ratings, no spectators and no bloody clue what to do – that it is right now dying before our eyes?

Praise the Lord, and pass the binoculars. Who knew it was going to come to this?

I did, and said so from the start!

And yes, yes, yes, after the flurry of stories circulating on Thursday saying it was already dead , LIV did indeed release a statement saying they were not, though more tellingly, there has been total silence from the Saudi Investment Fund. There is no one who doesn’t think LIV is now any more than a twitching corpse, going through just a few more hideously expensive death-throes.

Who to write a pre-obituary, then? Me!

Here will lie LIV ...

It started with enough hype to kill a brown dog.…