“If life were a trading chart, I’d be both the bull and the bear, mostly crying in between.”

I started my career thinking I was going to rule the markets. I set up five monitors, installed every crypto tracker known to mankind, and convinced myself that a combination of caffeine and intuition was all I needed.

Spoiler: it wasn’t.

Chapter 1: Buy High, Sell Low, Cry Later 📉😂

Ah yes, the eternal trader’s mantra. I still remember staring at my screens, muttering things like:

“One minute I’m a genius, next minute I refresh my portfolio like a madman!”

My notebook was full of plans that went like this:

Buy

Panic

Repeat

…and yet somehow I thought I’d be the next Wolf of Wall Street.

💡 Life Lesson: Sometimes the market teaches you patience… mostly through repeated panic attacks.

Chapter 2: Enter Blockchain, Stage Left 🔗🚀

After crying over charts for a few months, I stumbled onto blockchain. Suddenly, the chaos made sense.…