H I!!! It’S mE Liz. THe TrUssTER. GueSS wHat? I’vE oNLy GOnE aND RiTTen anOTHer BoOK. IT’s called The NUT JOB. IMaGIne!!!. And iT’S DefiNATly tHE mosT ImPORtanT BoOk iN ThE EntIRe uniVErSE. ThE Wun NOWun wanTs yOU to Reed. PartLY BecOz ItS ThE SaME aS tHe laST WuNN. BuT MAInly BECoz tHE BLOBB iZ tryINg tO SileNCe mE.

FaKt ONE. I tried to get CHATgpT to RigHT this for me. But it replied that while AI was a useful tool for WriTTing all kinDs of ConsPIRacy theories, even it had standards. Not Even IT coulD CoME up wiV SomeThinG ThiS BaD.

FAkT To: My UsuaL pUBLisher wooDNT tOUCH this with a bARGEpolE. BiteBack said: “I No we Have aTRAck recoRD of PuBLIshing Any OlD RuBBish by RighTWinG HASbeeNs iN ExchaNGE FouR a DeriSORy advaNCE. But on thiS OccaSIon Even wE HaD to saY NO. SoZ.”

FeAR NoT!! I Have FouND A PublISHer. I will PreVail.…