One man’s love for mayonnaise has set the internet ablaze. That man, the 50-year-old José Rafael G. M., has just accepted a prison sentence of 3.5 years for the incomprehensible act of pouring petrol on a bar counter after hearing that the establishment, based in Seville, could not provide him with mayonnaise and ketchup for his pork loin and cheese sandwich.

José Rafael, who was visiting town on a construction project, calmly left the café before returning with a 1.5-liter plastic bottle, purchased from a nearby gas station. At that point, he allegedly asked, “Are you sure there’s no mayonnaise?” A fiery blaze erupted for a short time, yet the establishment bravely opened the next day.

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The bar in question, Las Postas, has an excuse for their lack of condiments to offer the customer who went postal: They have clarified that they mainly serve breakfast and just have snacks later in case someone gets hungry. Naturally, José Rafael had a right to feel disappointed.…