GTA 6 not arriving on PC at the same time it launches on consoles is one of the biggest bummers in PC gaming history, but things may not be as bad as you fear if former Rockstar North director Obbe Vermeij’s predictions are correct.

It might be too far down the line for many to remember, but nearly two years passed between GTA 5 ‘s release on PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 (yes, those were its original platforms), and its PC release. As Vermeij explains, and given that the richer part of humanity has fallen in incomprehensible love with the nonsense machine—and it’s finally starting to bite them in the butt—we might just be getting that GTA 6 PC port earlier than expected.

While the tech oligarchy spent their first years of investment in LLMs blissfully ignoring genAI’s need to feed on human creativity to (one day, hopefully) thrive, the industry is now facing hackers who have turned the plagiarism machine against its makers.…