Bryan Johnson has never been shy about his body. He’s shared his blood panels, sleep scores, biological age, and extremely rigid morning routine. But this week, the biohacker-turned-anti-aging-mogul decided the internet also needed to know about his girlfriend’s vagina. Specifically, that it’s exceptional.

It started with a bizarre bedtime post on X . “Just gave Kate oral sex. Goodnight, everyone,” Johnson, 48, wrote to his million-plus followers. Two minutes later, presumably still catching his breath, he followed up with a vaginal microbiome report belonging to his girlfriend, Kate Tolo. “100/100 score. Top 1% of all vaginas,” he announced, alongside a graph of her results.

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Just gave Kate oral sex. Goodnight everyone.

— Bryan Johnson (@bryan_johnson) April 30, 2026

This is her vaginal microbiome report.…