I don’t mean to vent, but what is up with Starbucks CEO Brian Niccol’s obscenely large compensation package? Niccol, who joined the company in 2024, is one of the best-paid executives in the US, raking in $96m (£70m) in just his first four months on the job . The man makes 6,666 times more than the company’s typical employee, according to a 2025 Executive Paywatch report . He also regularly commutes to work via private jet. Can’t expect a strategic genius to live next to the office like the rest of the hoi polloi.

Still, while he might be good at flogging drinks, Niccol apparently has trouble reading a room. As the cost of living surges , and the federal minimum wage remains at $7.25 , the CEO is getting roasted for calling a $9 coffee “ a really affordable premium experience ”.…