Bryan Johnson has never shied away from sharing , but the famed biohacker crossed a new rubicon of TMI this week.

While mere plebeians may boast about their partner’s emotional intelligence, running ability or musical talent, Johnson is out here publicly praising the top-tier quality of his girlfriend Kate Tolo’s privates.

The revelation train began when Johnson, 48, bid an unusual goodnight to his 1 million X followers : “Just gave Kate oral sex. Goodnight, everyone.”

Kate Tolo and Bryan Johnson have been dating for months, and he just revealed her vaginal microbiome report. X/bryan_johnson

Two minutes after his initial post, presumably still in the afterglow, he doubled down by posting Tolo’s vaginal microbiome report.

“100/100 score. Top 1% of all vaginas,” he bragged alongside a graph of her results.

“Her sample is dominated by the single most protective bacterial species a vagina can host (Lactobacillus crispatus).”

“Only about 25-30% of reproductive-age women globally are L.…