Trump and Epstein party in 1992. Screenshot from video in the NBC News archives

Beijing once again gets the full Grandpa Pudding Brains experienc e !

There's diplomacy, and then there's whatever it's called when The Orange Menace visits China and attempts cultural flattery by inventing restaurant statistics on the spot. Offering Beijing a clear indicator that they'll have to put in less effort to convince him their ideas were actually his than usual.

I can only imagine this was a joke he heard from his ghoul Miller, and Trump loved it so much he thought it would make him likable to Chinese officials.

Previously:

• Grandpa Pudding Brains sizes up Elvis for a fistfight at Graceland

• Grandpa Pudding Brains, once again, confused by a colloquialism

• Grandpa Pudding Brains gleefully describes his experiments in necromancy

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