BORK!BORK!BORK! The keynote gods are a fickle bunch, as SUSE discovered at its annual shindig in Prague. What should have been a slick edge demo instead served up error pages to unsuspecting attendees, while keynote presentations attracted some unwelcome visitors.

SUSECON was an otherwise impressive outing for the Linux veteran, keen to show off its sovereignty credentials, edge computing chops, and AI proficiency. But it was a pair of unfortunate borks that proved equally memorable.

The first was a classic "have you stayed awake until the end of the keynote?" moment.…