Donald Trump’s staff apparently loves games, especially that one where we play as that boy Zelda, so they released a self-endorsement Ocarina of Time -inspired AI slop video to accompany the release of the game’s eagerly anticipated remaster.

It’s embarrassing for many reasons. First off, it’s impossible to ignore how this is one of the first official statements coming out of the White House after the Republican Party’s heavy defeat in the midterm elections.

Then, there’s how the iconic red hat that once bravely displayed the infamous message about making America great again has been replaced by one that says “Still your President”. For the first time in a while, it feels less like a threat, more like a desperate reminder.

Image via x.com/WhiteHouse (Editor’s note: how is this timeline real?)

It’s surprisingly boring, too, just showing Trump running through a never-ending corridor in an attempt to reach the Deku tree while listing a bunch of his supposed achievements in office.…