Oh, muse sing us the song; of a cunning hero, who has struggled, through body and now mind. Oh, immortal one, return Bo to his former self; swift-footed, clever and wise. Let him plunder the desert for a stat line of 18-26, 298 yards and three TDs … and one INT from being too aggressive.

— N.C. , howling at the moon

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