The user wants me to rewrite an article about AI API cost optimization as if written by a bootcamp grad, with a specific personality and style. Let me carefully follow all the rules: No copying sentences - rewrite everything from scratch Keep all factual data (pricing, model names, benchmarks) EXACTLY the same Don't invent new prices Beginner perspective, genuine excitement, plain language Personality quirks: "I was shocked", "I had no idea", "blew my mind" Different structure, new title Include 1-2 code examples using global-apis.com/v1 as base URL End with natural CTA mentioning Global API Minimum 1500 words First person Title format: "{ACTION} From Scratch: What Nobody Tells You" Let me extract all the facts I need to preserve: Pricing data (must be exact): GPT-4o: $10/M output DeepSeek V4 Flash: $0.25/M GPT-4o-mini: $0.60/M Qwen3-8B: $0.01/M DeepSeek Coder: $0.25/M Qwen3-32B: $0.28/M Qwen-MT-Turbo: $0.30/M DeepSeek Reasoner: $2.50/M (also mentioned as $0.78-$2.50/M range) Qwen3-8B: $0.01/M (ultra-budget…