Obviously it's common knowledge by now that Anthropic has solely trained claude on old Buzzfeed articles (explaining its love for 90s nostalgia). So Claude and I built a Claude Code skill ( /debuzz ) that takes Claude's last response and runs it through the Antigravity CLI ( agy ) to translate it from talking like a millennial clickbait to regular English. We're thinking of calling it "Claudette" but Cat Wu is famously litigious so it's definitely absolutely not called "Claudette". The problem Claudette is our solution to Claude being a great engineer with one incurable condition: it talks like it's delivering a TED talk about its own pull request. You ask why a test is flaky and you get a "load-bearing assumption," three numbered revelations, and a solemn note that the third one is the most instructive yet . Nothing is ever just a bug. There is always a kicker.…