It’s that time of year again where we all gather around our screens to yell about various inconsistencies in artist placement on a festival lineup poster. Put another way: Coachella just announced its 2027 slate , and we have many thoughts and questions about the selections, including “congrats to Underscores,” “Måneskin has way too high a billing,” and “who is going to a Murda Beatz set in 2027?” This and more sentiments can be found below.

The Current Headliners

Is it just me, or do the 2027 Coachella headliners seem like they should’ve been…the 2026 Coachella headliners? Dua Lipa , SZA , and Kevin Parker have not released full projects within the last 12 months, nor have they had especially visible years.…