Remember President Donald Trump’s hideous Triumphal Arch? The plans for a 250-foot monstrosity in the traffic circle on Washington, DC’s Columbia Island, which Trump suddenly announced would also be a sniper’s nest when it became clear Congress wouldn’t fund the idea and courts might block it? The national monument slash sniper’s nest that is completely necessary for national security, of course? The one that looks like Jeff Koons designed the base defenses for a parody U.S.A. faction in Command & Conquer ?

Well, a federal judge may have imposed a 14-day timeout on the arch’s construction this week, but Trump’s roll won’t be slowed. The White House has now launched a glitzy website complete with CGI panoramic views of the plans, letting internet denizens observe it in all of its stupid glory.…