Ever since he dazzled the world at the climax of the first episode of The Mandalorian , there has been a yearning for Grogu (or Baby Yoda/The Child, as he was known back in those halcyon days) merchandise. In the years since, many, many companies have obliged, and with The Mandalorian and Grogu weeks away, the little green diva is once again inescapable. But Hasbro wants to convince you that it has created the ultimate Grogu toy… and it better actually have, considering the hit to your wallet this is going to take.

This morning Hasbro revealed one of its most elaborate Star Wars toys ever: a life-size, animatronics-laden, all-singing, all-dancing Grogu figure.…