Midweek slumps don’t stand a chance against today’s lineup. Jupiter and Mars start joining forces, kicking off weeks of swagger, big plans, and the confidence to chase them. The Moon wakes up restless in Gemini after bumping into Uranus, stargazer, so the morning comes with an itch to shake up the routine. Around lunch, Saturn steps in and helps everyone follow through on whatever sparked their interest at breakfast. Venus opposes Chiron and pokes at an old soft spot around love or self-image, a chance to heal it rather than relive it. Mercury retrograde and a Mars square keep tempers short in conversation, so dream big and speak gently.

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