Following up on Tuesday's DP link , today we have Wyatt G. Croog, " Harvard Launches 'Strategic Authenticity Initiative' to Help Students Seems Normal ", The Harvard Crimson 4/1/2026: In an effort to address growing concerns that its students are “deeply unsettling in conversation,” Harvard University announced Monday the launch of the Strategic Authenticity Initiative, a university-wide program designed to help students convincingly simulate being regular people. The initiative, funded by three grants and one concerned parent, will offer workshops on: 1. Making eye contact without turning it into a networking opportunity 2. Having hobbies that are not a startup 3. Telling a story that does not end up in a LinkedIn article “Employers told us our students are impressive but vaguely exhausting,” a spokesperson said. “We’re trying to round the edges without compromising the crest.” Participants will undergo immersive training exercises, including: 1.…