Horror Worry began their post by writing, "Actual conversation with a seventh-grade student today:"

Student: Hey, you need to find the pen I left in here or I’m telling my mom

Me (unbelievably confused): It's…your pen. What does that have to do with me?

Student: Yeah but it’s YOUR classroom.

Me (still confused but now also irritated): Yes, but it's YOUR pen. You need to take responsibility for your own items so that you don’t lose them.

Student: Yeah, but it's YOUR classroom, so find it!

I still have no idea what she even planned on telling her mom.

Get me the F— out of middle school, dude.