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Grandpa Pudding Brains insists test was difficult, struggles to keep details straight

Boing Boing·Jason Weisberger·6 months ago
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Real, stable genius Donald Trump is again touting his cognitive test results, this time describing a question involving a lion, a bear, an alligator, and a squirrel. The problem is this example that differs from the versions he offered j ust days earlier .

Seems things changed around a bit in his Osterized brain:

The test may be standardized, but the retelling seems to come in multiple editions. Regardless, this is not the win he thinks it is.

Previously:

• Grandpa Pudding Brains sizes up Elvis for a fistfight at Graceland

• Grandpa Pudding Brains offends quite easily

• Grandpa Pudding Brains, once again, confused by a colloquialism

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