The authors are staff writers at The Harvard Lampoon, the school’s 150-year-old humor magazine. Following the success of their alternative Super Bowl halftime show, Turning Point USA aired its own version of the Oscars during the traditional ceremony. While the Oscars are traditionally hosted by comedians like Conan O’Brien and Jimmy Kimmel, the TPUSA Oscars were hosted by Federal Communications Commission chairman Brendan Carr at the beautiful Trump-Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts. Carr kicked off the evening with a lighthearted monologue written by a sophisticated combination of Grok and Carr’s eight-year-old nephew, to whom TPUSA has granted unlimited access to colored pencils. Viewers noticed that some of the traditional awards were missing from the broadcast, replaced by new categories hand-selected by President Trump, such as Hottest Makeup and Hairstyling and A-Plus-Plus Best Ever in the History of the World Most Beautiful Cinematography.…