Every full Moon leaves a hangover, and this one arrives with puffy eyes and leftover feelings. Early on, the Moon opposes retrograde Mercury, so give that cryptic message a second read before you spiral. By late morning, the Moon squares Jupiter, stargazer, and everyone’s eyes get bigger than their stomachs. Plans multiply, and yeses fly out before anyone thinks them through. Once the Moon moves into Gemini, the afternoon turns gossipy and a little scatterbrained, perfect for catching up with friends but not for signing anything. Meanwhile, the Sun-Pluto power struggle hasn’t totally cooled off, and Mars loses Saturn’s steadying support. Promise a little less and follow through on what you’ve already got.

Read your horoscope for the week , and see what the stars have in store for your sign today.

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