I don’t know what it is today, but it took a lot of caffeine to get me going this morning. It could be the rain. It could be the realization that we might have lost a real NFL love story with all the alleged Russini-Vrabel stuff .

It could be pure exhaustion from last week's claim from Ray J that he's slept with 12,500 women . That number is outrageous and the headline alone, no matter how ridiculous it is, tires me out.

I'm not even going to try to do the math or take a deep dive into how he arrives at that number. I'm going to ignore how insane it is and store that knowledge of Ray J's claim as though it's a fact.

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We have to keep things moving. It's Thursday, I'm caffeinated up to my eyeballs, and currently ignoring several messages.…