Posted on Oct 26, 2026 UTC

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You know what's more slay than having a 40% tip option? Actually paying your employees a livable wage!

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This person was just about out of the pack of USB ports they bought last year ($24.99), so they went out to buy the same pack again, which is now SIX TIMES more expensive for the same thing:

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Legally, how much cheese needs to be on a cheese pizza for it still to be considered a cheese pizza? Asking for a friend:

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Not to be dramatic, but faking the toppings on a sandwich like this should be illegal and result in a $1 billion fine:

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I don't know what's thinner — this airport bathroom toilet paper, or my patience when I walk into the stall and see it:

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It's 2026, and even the crazy bread is on a GLP-1:

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This music festival promised VIP ticket holders "chef-prepared" complimentary meals...and then served this:

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No, really, it's fine, I didn't actually want any real privacy from the privacy screen I purchased:

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I can only speak for myself here, but…