I know some Pokémon cards are selling for small fortunes, but no Pokémon card is worth more than your children. Maybe that one Pikachu card is worth $16.4 million, but you know, generally speaking, your child is intrinsically worth more.

It’s a lesson some people will simply never learn, as shown by a South Carolina dad who was recently arrested for allegedly leaving his daughter sleeping in line at Target while he kept his spot in line to wait for a newly released set of Pokémon cards.

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According to reports from CBS 12 News, 35-year-old John-Michael Dooley waited outside of a Charleston Target with the crowd overnight for the drop of the “Mega Evolution — Delta Reign” expansion set, daughter in tow.…