7/10 it was just yesterday when talking shit about “smart” kitchen gadgets was an effortless way to spin philistinism as an enlightened adherence to the correct way of doing things. Baking pizza, brewing coffee, nursing a sourdough starter—these are therapeutically lo-fi pursuits that only a dolt would ever want to automate and optimize into oblivion. Now we’ve let AI in the kitchen, and it’s so much dumber than we ever imagined it could be. Those early days when toaster ovens started shipping with an accompanying app seem quaint now that Big Kitchen Tech thinks AI is the solution to limp day-old croissants. It makes the idea of ripping on nerds who want their smart-home system to brew them a cup of coffee upon their return from their daily dog walk feel a bit silly in retrospect. Maybe the “let people like things” set was right. Hitching an app to an auto-drip brewer is old hat at this point.…