In case you're not aware, there's COVID-19 happening! Here's some stuff we wrote that you won't read.
Every Fucking Website
Why is every fucking website like this?
Stop it!
You obviously know what cookies are. If we don't put this here, delighted lawyers from EU and CA will sue us. Not only this is very expensive, there are no browser settings to remove this, since every site does this differently. You voted for this! Also you have to click "I agree"