With Halloween right around the corner, Chicago just opened a new terrifying haunted house: The United Center

While it may sound a bit unassuming, I challenge anyone to sit through a Bulls game and not cover their eyes at the sight of this team's grotesque three-point shooting. No team in the NBA has been worse in that department over the first week of the season. The Bulls have failed to shoot better than 27.3 percent in each of their first three games. This included going 4-36 from downtown in their season-opening performance against the Toronto Raptors.

*shivers*

Bulls Off to Scary Start From Downtown

Oct 24, 2026; Chicago, Illinois, USA; Chicago Bulls guard Norman Powell (24) is fouled by Washington Wizards forward Will Riley (27) during the first half at United Center. Mandatory Credit: Patrick Gorski-Imagn Images | IMAGN IMAGES via Reuters Connect

The Chicago Bulls are now 28-124 from behind the arc, giving them a 22.6 percent success rate that comfortably sits dead last in the league.…