Ruud Nation rejoice! For our humble Norwegian knight, Casper Ruud, continues his march through the kingdom of Paris, having breached the city gates and now found himself within the very palace walls, where the coveted crown awaits. Thus far, he hath made short work of every foe foolish enough to stand in his path, leaving a trail of utterly vaporised warriors in his wake.

Standing betwixt our knight and a place among the final four is the Portuguese warrior Nuno Borges, the very same man who bested him but a week ago in the Swiss town of Basel. Yet this week hath been one of vengeance, with our knight exacting retribution upon all those who have wronged him of late. This may spell ill fortune for the Portuguese, whose nation hath also endured a rather grim week, what with a certain retirement casting its shadow upon their ranks.

But I digress!…