She made these fast-food fraudsters eat dirt.

Stealing someone’s takeout delivery order is in bad taste. Still, it’s a recurring malfeasance suffered by foodies nationwide, from the Big Apple to the Lone Star State and beyond.

But when a no-nonsense Uber Eats courier caught a couple of creeps trying to swipe her customer’s chow, she quickly quashed the scheme, leaving the would-be thieves hungry and humiliated.

Arlene, an Uber Eats courier, virally outsmarted a pair of suspected food delivery pirates during a recent shift. TikTok / @arleneaesthetic

“You ain’t gonna play me,” Arlene, a delivery woman from Los Angeles, declared in a viral confessional , recounting the incident to over 1.2 million video viewers.

“I picked up an order for $10 for Chick-fil-A going one mile,” she explained.

With the grub in tow, the redhead pulled up to its final destination, an apartment building on a bustling main street with tons of foot traffic.…