They fixed it without ever responding to me. I had to call FIFA, MediaKind, HBS, CISA, and the FBI at 3am Tokyo time just to get someone to listen. This is that story. It Started With a Football Agent Registration So FIFA has this thing called the FIFA Agent Platform . It's a public portal where you can register to become a licensed football agent. You submit your ID, verify your email, and you're in. Simple enough. What I didn't expect was what happened next. When you register on agents.fifa.org, FIFA adds your account to their Microsoft Entra tenant (formerly Azure AD). That's the same tenant that powers all of FIFA's internal platforms. And I mean all of them. My first two attempts actually failed because the lighting on my ID photos wasn't good enough: "Registration failed during the last step of checking your identification." - apparently FIFA has higher standards for my selfie than my actual security But the third attempt went through.…