While she has become acquainted with the lavish White House lifestyle with trips aboard Air Force One, rapper Nicki Minaj is still a long shot away from becoming President Donald Trump’s next press secretary, according to prediction markets.

The rapper, whose real name is Onika Tanya Maraj-Petty, had a 4 percent chance of getting the job, according to Kalshi’s spread Tuesday morning. Meanwhile, Polymarket had Minaj at a measly 2 percent chance — down from 8 percent the previous day.

“The jokes just keep writing themselves,” one X user reacted to the speculation, while others joked that the White House “might want to choose an actual American citizen.” Minaj was born in Trinidad.

Minaj, 43, currently trails behind CNN’s Scott Jennings and Deputy White House Press Secretary Anna Kelly, who prediction markets say has a 20 percent chance of stepping into the role following the exit of Katie Zacharia, who was White House Press Secretary for five days before she was fired.

Though she isn’t currently a…