I don't really know what else to do with this. It's just the first three verses, anyway.

Just when I thought I got him to fall in love with human beings

I shoulda known better than to take him back to 40 Eridani

I put him right back into her arms

I wasn't a match for her Pon'Farr

She's a Vulcan, I can tell by the way

He's mind-meldin' with her soul

And judgin' by the lost emotions he's learned to suppress

There's nothin' I can do

It doesn't take a Ceti eel to see

An ensign always finds his way to leave

Drinkin' kanar by myself

He's choosin' Vulcan, I can tell

I might make the rest of the song, this was just a random idea inspired by some other post I saw, and I thought it'd be a funny joke for at least three verses. 🤣