For over 10 years, whilst leading countless colonies to victory across various themes in RimWorld, I have also led some to their doom. Whilst managing my colonies from every technological era in line with the chosen theme, I have never, under any circumstances, found myself committing war crimes.

While you’re skinning your damned enemies and selling their organs, forcing them to do your chores as slaves, launching your garbages and corpses over neighbooring factions, the worst thing I’ve ever done is to ignore an enemy who’ll die in three hours time after staring at them for five seconds and wrestling with my conscience.

Dear tyrants and villains. Please tell this paragon of virtue what he needs to do to have some fun. Give me objectives and tasks. Corrupt me. Please choose my next RimWorld theme and help me finally break this chain after ten years.

Decide my pawn count, my ideology, special mods, mentality, end-goal. Help me have my villain arc. Please. Thanks.