I failed some crabcakes tonight. The recipes called for saltines, which I had in the pantry. They were expired, but heck, they are in the original sealed package and they should be fine!

Oh hell no. I crushed them, mixed them into the crab and then popped a cracker into my mouth. When I tell you the smell and taste was like the devil

himself had baked them in a long haul trucker's motor oil, that wouldn't even be close. Who knew saltines could

go that bad?

So we had frozen pizza. And what are some of your cooking fails?