She wasn’t on board.

Scarlett Johansson wanted nothing to do with husband Colin Jost’s decision to buy a decommissioned Staten Island Ferry boat for $280,100 four years ago.

The “Saturday Night Live” comedian revealed his movie star wife’s savage one-word response to the purchase in a teaser for the May 4 episode of the “Smartless” podcast .

Scarlett Johansson (pictured here with her comedian hubby in September 2025) wanted nothing to do with Colin Jost’s decision to buy a decommissioned ferryboat for more than $280,000 four years ago. WireImage

Jost and Pete Davidson bought the 277-foot decommissioned ferryboat (seen here in February 2022) for $280,100 in January 2022. GC Images

“I texted Scarlett, like, ‘Guess what? We own a ferry now,'” Jost, 43, recalled.…