Pros Water and sweat-resistant for 80 minutes The quickest absorbing SPF I've tried Reducing inflammation and irritation Non-comedogenic Safe for sensitive skin As a fan of puns, double entendres, and crass humor, I was on board with Spooge Ghosted from the moment I saw the packaging. But the label that reads, “Disappears as fast as last week’s hookup,” is equally as accurate as it is clever because this stuff is seriously fast-absorbing. It feels like it took whatever voodoo created Supergoop used to conjure its impossibly lightweight SPF and took it to the next level. The formula’s bisabolol and vitamin E add a skin-soothing element to its SPF 30 protection, reducing inflammation and irritation, while hydrating like a quality moisturizer. It’s water and sweat-resistant for 80 minutes, which is perfect for summer as someone who likes to swim and sweats his body weight once the temperatures go above 60 (I blame my northern upbringing).…