"Heresy grows from idleness."

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You know my favourite thing about Vampire Survivors ? The slow build of strength, the swelling power fantasy, the edging . Developer Poncle has proved itself incredibly adept at goading players into ever more ludicrous setups, demonstrating that with some patience, a canny eye for build-crafting, and some very rudimentary knowledge of your surroundings, even an old man armed with garlic can be an extinction level event for the amassing undead. Warhammer Survivors sadly never reaches those heights.

Created by Warhammer 40,000: Boltgun 2 studio Auroch Digital, Warhammer Survivors is - as its name suggests - an officially-licensed attempt to transplant developer Poncle's winning Vampire Survivors' formula to the Warhammer universe.…