from the this-will-not-go-well-for-you dept

One cornerstone of Elon Musk’s fraud-packed SpaceX IPO prospectus includes the claim that they’ll extremely quickly (as in a year or two) boost Starlink subscriber totals from 13 million to something closer to 300 million. Given the network’s congestion problems and physics constraints , that’s simply not realistic. Also: more users means even greater capacity problems and weird network restrictions.

To try and goose growth, Starlink has recently been making it clear they’d like to try and get into the cellular and smartphone business.…