greater-than-the-sword :

burntcopper :

xxleondraxx :

that-catholic-shinobi :

This is the funniest thing i’ve heard my entire life 😭

Truth xD

This is literally me as a kid. Dad used to have the responsibility of giving out the well reports that came in on the friday night to anyone who phoned for the rest of the weekend. The problem was, on saturday mornings, he was doing the food shopping, so I was given a list of approved callers and he’d leave the well report figures by the phone.

Theoretically I was just supposed to list off the numbers. Except. Very early I started parsing the figures and give my own analysis.…